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larstheyeti:

the Water Cycle

I want to reblog this every day for the rest of my life.

annabunches:

larstheyeti:

the Water Cycle

I want to reblog this every day for the rest of my life.




leslieknope11:


Dear 10-Year-Old Self,
Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty.
First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though.
Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you.
Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts.
Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously.
Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now.
Mindy Kaling

Life advice from one of my favorites. 

leslieknope11:

Dear 10-Year-Old Self,

Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty.

First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though.

Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you.

Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts.

Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously.

Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now.

Mindy Kaling

Life advice from one of my favorites. 




nigrum-magnolia:

You’re so hot!

nigrum-magnolia:

You’re so hot!








xilomen:

“My father used to do this with me when I was a baby. People always looked really anxious and asked him what he was doing. He would simply reply, “I’m teaching her to trust me.”

xilomen:

“My father used to do this with me when I was a baby. People always looked really anxious and asked him what he was doing. He would simply reply, “I’m teaching her to trust me.”




kaniehhtiio:

happy international women’s day


“My therapist gave me a good visual metaphor that I use a lot: I picture a refrigerator and on the refrigerator are six magnets. Each magnet says things like: relationship, kids, health, work, money, fun with friends — whatever. Every day you can really only put three magnets on the refrigerator. You’re not going to be able to use all of them. Like today is about my work, my children, and my health. Then the week goes by and you’re like, “I haven’t used my ‘fun with friends’ magnet in weeks!” So I try to approach it that way.”

Amy Poehler (x)




raphmike:

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS





dailygags:

awfulthingshappenconstantly:

ravesinthesky:

ibeggedformercytwice:

peetalover:

fuckingtrippyman:

p-r0digy:

OHMYGODDDDDDD.

What the actual fuck

What did I just watch?

I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.

omg sometimes i really love people

i lost it at the clock

I hope he didnt mean to record this.