dailygags: awfulthingshappenconstantly: ravesinthesky: ibeggedformercytwice: peetalover: fuckingtrippyman: p-r0digy: OHMYGODDDDDDD. What the actual fuck What did I just watch? I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it. omg sometimes i really love people i lost it at the clock I hope he didnt mean to record this.
luststrade: swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
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10knotes: waiting-for-the-tardis: WordArt makes the best reaction images This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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witchesgetsnitches: luigisorchestra: bowtiesandbiscuits: 15th of March 2012. Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious. OH MY LORD I CAN’T EVEN HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS I have had this post saved since last month just waiting for the day.
me: wears pajamas
me: changes into clean pajamas
beyoncespenis: a life changing 22 seconds
shan-francisco: Bill Nye opens his mailbox “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” he shouts as he flips through his many house payments due at the end of the month
School: please get a full night of sleep
School: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
School: and study for tests
School: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
School: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
School: don't be late for school
School: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
School: kids need a balanced diet
School: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
School: yeah you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
School: but don't use the internet while doing homework
School: but hey we need to be more technology involved, let's put all of your assignments on the internet
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snake-dad: if michael j fox doesn’t label his sock drawer with ‘michael j socks’ then he is wasting a good opportunity
tomlinsass: the presidental election is tonight and about three things im absolutely positive. one, it is going to be very close. two, each candidate has a fair chance. and three, edward was a vampire, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood and i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
The Best Story Book EVER:
leedleleedle-lee: who needs to go to comic con when you have COSMO CON
why do people draw the sun with sunglasses how is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he IS the sun
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited